kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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mrcraabs:

why dont we have multiplayer dreams

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

corporateaccount:

thefinnishprince:

corporateaccount:

walmarts:

corporateaccount:

hey

I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior

i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them

wouldnt the banana like

explode

i don’t give a shit

logorithms:

tfw you accidentally tag your rinharu as runharu

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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